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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 01:28
Still no good
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
No way
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why is money considered to be the root of all evil?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What is the reason behind some people wearing trunks instead of speedos when swimming in pools?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
How much of lounge pianists playing is from repertoire, and how much is improvised?
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read